Things I said this week that weren't even remotely true
No problem
I totally get you
You’re doing a great job
I’m so glad you’re back
That’s a shame
Bless her heart
No. You’re not annoying me
Good for her
I agree
No worries
So great to see you
No, I haven’t heard from him
Everyone’s cool with it
I’m really looking forward to it
No one thinks you’re a douche
Thanks so much
Everything’s in good shape
Thanks for calling
1 min readAug 14, 2014
